I made my first art submition the other day so check it out. Also I'm well at work righting scripts for an original series I thought up a decade ago that has evolved through the ages to perfection (in my mind).
Now Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push up. He pushes the earth down.
3. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist
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5. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits
6. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
7. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter...he's already following you.
10.On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
SND27
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DragonOverlord2012
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