I made a second map for minecraft because I still have some dignity, but the second map I use for inventory hacking as you can see by the tower in the picture. I am ashamed...ASHAMED

Well I got minecraft and set up camp not far from my spawn. I'm inside a mountain now and I have way to much cobble stone. I have a decent amount of supplies and enough torches to light up a large area. I think this should be my permanent residence. I'll just keep digging down and find a natural cave somewhere. I'll knock down the mountain eventually, but for now keep digging up until I hit the top of the mountain. At that point i'll keep building the tower until I'm in the clouds so it's easy to find my way home. Heres the upper level of my home the back exit is the tunnel on the right.

I made my first art submition the other day so check it out. Also I'm well at work righting scripts for an original series I thought up a decade ago that has evolved through the ages to perfection (in my mind).
Now Chuck Norris.

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push up. He pushes the earth down.

3. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

4. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist

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5. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep...he waits

6. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

7. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

8. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

9. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter...he's already following you.

10.On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

I have a mammoth smoke bomb and I'm wondering: is it a good idea to microwave this? Now I know that on the show they already did smoke bombs, but those were crappy smoke bombs you can get any where.

so I found this and must ask: is it a good idea to microwave this?

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or this

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and especially this

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And now some random shit to make you LOL

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Well I want to make a post and I like beer so I put the 2 together.
Please enjoy this commercial.

PS I don't drink Heinekin I thought this was kind of fun.

and now Duke.

Also I now will show you the greatest idea man ever had: whiskey chocolate.

I'm starting to get over my uncle now. Here's a link to my bro Elliot's page (picture unrelated)

I have not been on newgrounds to often lately or I would have posted this sooner. In the night of march 4th- 5th my dear uncle mike died in his sleep for reasons unknown. I'm already suffering from depression, so now I really feel like shit. Not to mention my uncle was one of the few people I know, or knew that isn't, or wasn't an ass. I miss him dearly and any sympathy would be greatly appreciated.

hi i'm the dragon overlord and i got an account so someday i can make my own videos and I've already got some stuff in mind. i'm a big anime guy (not geek i don't obsess) I've watched bleach, Naruto, one piece (to a small degree), witchblade, deathnote, fooly cooly(ask at your own risk), and dragon ball (normal, z, and gt+all movies) to name a few. The nostalgia critic at thatguywiththeglasses.com is funny if you enjoy "mature humor". (not mine but this pic is awesome)
edit 2/9/2011@ 11:30 PM found song i was looking for might use it in a video but you might recognize it from the trailers of Duke Nukem forever and Scott Pilgrim vs. the world

edit at midnight march 02/11
It has come to my attention that some people still take the video mario and ADHD seriously and offensively. To this I say "FUCKING GET OVER IT YOU DUMBASS IT'S ONLY QUOTING DANE COOK". Seriously guys I myself have ADHD and was happy to see some one finally poked fun at it. The fact is the hyperactivity makes us do most of that crap (except the humping things) and if you have ADHD and you can honestly say that you never even thought of doing any of that then I'll call you a "motherfucking lier" and block you from ever commenting on my posts altogether.